I’d say I apologize for the mess, “but quite frankly, I don’t give a damn.” (If you don’t get the movie reference, start watching more movies.) This is a tour of my basement. The assignment requirements in Sardonic Tours, asked me to pick a place I either loved or hated to describe like in Room Hunters, so I cheated and picked a place I both love and hate. My basement is the biggest room in my house, so there was much more to talk about, besides the fact that there are lots of things in my basement. I added captions to distract you from my annoying voice, and the Redskins’ fight song to unify the video since I referenced them at the beginning. So “get your popcorn ready!” as the NFL’s most annoying, waste of a talent player might say, and enjoy my film.